Hi.

stabyouwithafork:

thatboyis-amon-ster:

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

Thanks Mufasa!

All hail the all-knowing lion in the sky.

cleophatrajones:

howtobeafuckinglady:

s1uts:

younggiftedafricanqueen:

sagaciousmentality:

c-laraity:

marfmellow:

PHARRELL WILLIAMS SPEAKS ON BEING A THE NEW BLACK

THIS WAS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

My gawd

Mmmmm

watch this

listen to auntie! 

She broke it DOWN! “New blacks” will surely find offense to this…

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queerbeeboy:

Ok so it’s the 6th week of online college, so I figured I would share some tip’s I have found. These can be used for writing as well.

1. http://paperrater.com

This is going to save your ass. This spell-check’s, grammar check’s, checks for commonly misspelled/misused words, word variance,…

betterthandarkchocolate:

thelipstickontherim:

Bring socks!!!! #homeless #donate #homelessness

As are toiletries!

betterthandarkchocolate:

thelipstickontherim:

Bring socks!!!! #homeless #donate #homelessness

As are toiletries!

ahustlersapprovedmomma:

theuppitynegras:

social-justice-mindy:

OH MY GOD! So I was in the target with my little sister and came across this. I honestly dont even know what to say.
The attack on white women in America must be stopped. Everyday we are made to feel as though we are less than, ugly and should hate ourselves. We are encouraged to get collengin impants in our lips, breast implants and butt injections to to have black features. 
Today my little sister even told me, “Ashley, I want to be a black girl.” Do you know how that made me feel?!?!?!?!?!? I felt like I failed her. 
The media wants white women to be ashamed of themselves. And it is time to stop that. Everywhere I turn, i see black women stealing white men, like thieves in the night. I dont mean to be racist but honestly sometimes I wish we could go back to segregation.
I went on twitter to see what others were thinking and I even realized that most people saying she was ugly were INDEED black men! How am I to believe black women are beautiful if their own men dont. 
Im so upset, my little sister asked my dad if she could go tanning the other day and he just walked out of the room. What is America coming too? Why is the assault on my face, body, lips, eyes and skin so harsh?
If you ask me, most beautiful should have went to either Jennifer Lawrence or Anna Kendrick, not because their white but because physically they are stunning.

this post lmao
y’all look at this
look at what Lupita has done


"Everywhere I turn, i see black women stealing white men, like thieves in the night" Whoops… My bad….

This post & the girl’s whole account is hilarious. Besides this ridiculous post she claims that Bruno Mars stole rock & roll from Elvis (when we know it was Elvis doing some stealing), and says that black people should get inspiration from pharell’s new black.

ahustlersapprovedmomma:

theuppitynegras:

social-justice-mindy:

OH MY GOD! So I was in the target with my little sister and came across this. I honestly dont even know what to say.

The attack on white women in America must be stopped. Everyday we are made to feel as though we are less than, ugly and should hate ourselves. We are encouraged to get collengin impants in our lips, breast implants and butt injections to to have black features. 

Today my little sister even told me, “Ashley, I want to be a black girl.” Do you know how that made me feel?!?!?!?!?!? I felt like I failed her. 

The media wants white women to be ashamed of themselves. And it is time to stop that. Everywhere I turn, i see black women stealing white men, like thieves in the night. I dont mean to be racist but honestly sometimes I wish we could go back to segregation.

I went on twitter to see what others were thinking and I even realized that most people saying she was ugly were INDEED black men! How am I to believe black women are beautiful if their own men dont. 

Im so upset, my little sister asked my dad if she could go tanning the other day and he just walked out of the room. What is America coming too? Why is the assault on my face, body, lips, eyes and skin so harsh?

If you ask me, most beautiful should have went to either Jennifer Lawrence or Anna Kendrick, not because their white but because physically they are stunning.

this post lmao

y’all look at this

look at what Lupita has done

"Everywhere I turn, i see black women stealing white men, like thieves in the night"


Whoops… My bad….

This post & the girl’s whole account is hilarious. Besides this ridiculous post she claims that Bruno Mars stole rock & roll from Elvis (when we know it was Elvis doing some stealing), and says that black people should get inspiration from pharell’s new black.

livingsingle-tv:

Regine: Taken in As Charity CaseKhadijah: Saddled with Unwanted RoommateSynclaire: Most Likely to Need Post-show CounselingMaxine: Proud Freeloader

livingsingle-tv:

Regine: Taken in As Charity Case
Khadijah: Saddled with Unwanted Roommate
Synclaire: Most Likely to Need Post-show Counseling
Maxine: Proud Freeloader

smokinthefurrr:

shotofpatr0n:

everyonechillthefuckout:

Correct response.

Agreed.

I’d do the same.

smokinthefurrr:

shotofpatr0n:

everyonechillthefuckout:

Correct response.

Agreed.

I’d do the same.

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level